Adventures With Trailer Trucks
Above: An uphill grade with little shoulder on Highway 82 in Autauga County, Alabama.
15-20 miles into the ride, I noticed just how little shoulder there was
and it would be like this nearly all the way to Prattville, a town west of Montgomery.
I did my best to keep right, be visible and stay positive, and
almost all drivers were courteous in passing me.
This was a low traffic two-lane highway in rural country, central Alabama. I had nothing to worry about.
There was one little mistake in my thinking: As the morning rolled
into business hours (it was a Tuesday), more trailer trucks came onto the road.
Now the lack of shoulder was a larger problem!
Incidents With Trailer Trucks On The Road
The trailer trucks. Most along this route were courteous, but there were a
few tension-filled moments. It seemed when I was climbing up an incline
like the one in the photo above, some truckers seemed to become upset, probably because it was less safe
to lean toward the middle due to limited visibility of oncoming traffic.
Slowing down, I would think, might really hamper them as they try to accelerate again on such a hill.
I will admit I am speculating here, but the inconvenience and hassle
of slowing down perhaps was viewed as a nuisance.
Maybe truckers were just as irritated as I was to be on this highway, because for them, riding
through numerous towns with traffic lights and reduced speed
limit areas could be frustrating.
Anyway, somewhere in Chilton County, past Maplesville, I had an incident with a trailer truck.
I was climbing up a long upgrade
with just two lanes for traffic and no shoulder. I rode right on the white line.
"Hooooooooooooooooooooonk!" The trucker behind me slammed his horn very obnoxiously.
There are different variations of "beep, beep" depending on the length of each beep,
but this one was unmistakably aggressive.
As he approached, I pulled over onto the
grass and put my feet down. That was not enough. He kept that
horn going and it was loud enough to make my insides vibrate.
"Hooooooooonk! I'm going to keep this horn going ...
Hooooooooooooooooonk! .... to punish you, scare you ..."
It was obnoxious alright. Quite cowardly too.
There were at least two more encounters with trailer trucks on this day.
Neither were as bad, but I could feel the tension in the air, and maybe it was
all in my head after being rattled from the first trucker.
This one incident really
bothered me. The end result was a emotional mix of anger (of the road rage variation) and self-pity.
I rested in front of a general store in Billingsley, AL, feeling glum
and watching a high volume of trailer trucks ride by the highway.
I texted "V" to share my ugly experience and it turned out my friend
- this same woman who ragged me about
Arkansas
not being part of the
South - grew up in Chilton County and sent
an almost prophetic message: "Chilton County
is the worst place that ever happened to me.
It's like the Bermuda triangle. Don't get sucked in.
Keep pedaling! :)" It sounded like she understood my grief about this area!
Early on, after an incident near Geronimo, Arizona
(Day 12 - east Arizona)*,
I made a decision about how to handle trailer trucks.
If a truck hit his horn with a friendly "beep beep"
in an area with little shoulder, I would usually pull
over quickly and give a friendly wave. Who knows?
Maybe the truck just wanted to inform me courteously that
he was coming. In rare cases, the truck could be
hauling a "wide load" that could be really dangerous for everyone, especially me. It was no big deal to pull over,
look back and smile. And remember, this was just in the places where shoulder was minimal. I did not encounter
any blatant rudeness from truckers while on an average car-length shoulder.
For those few who used their horn in seemingly antagonizing ways,
a smile and wave was my strategy to maybe help them feel bad or guilty when they saw my overt kindness.
Sometimes, at least in my wild imagination of thinking, it felt like some horn honks meant,
"Hey, you need to not be there. I'm going to pass as best I can but you shouldn't be there."
If one actually thought such a thing, they would be wrong.
Bicycles have the right to the road just as much as vehicles do,
unless there is a sign prohibiting them such as some interstate highways.
Most state laws require that bikes stay as far right as possible.
* - I was riding on the while line of
the two lane highway that was going through a small Arizona town.
Other cars were in the vicinity. A trailer truck was quite a distance behind me.
"Honk, honk!" I heard. I looked back and it was just an ordinary trailer truck.
I moved just right of the white line and he had enough
room to lean toward the left edge of his driver side to
pass me safely. "Honk, honk." I heard again. Sir, you have enough room to pass me safely.
"Honk, honk!" I heard a third time. This was going to be a stand-off.
This guy has the room to pass me safely even if he does not
lean somewhat to the middle ... I am not budging. "Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk!"
There was one last loud and scary "honk" as he was right behind and adjacent to me.
It was a long honk. What a jerk! And he did not lean to the middle at all.
I was partly enraged, but the sane part of my mind grabbed hold and resolved that it is not
worth fighting massive hunks of metal while on this comparatively teeny-tiny bicycle.
I made a decision and largely stuck to it: If there is not much shoulder and the situation warrants it,
pull over if a trailer truck honks. Just turn the bike to the right, put your feet down, look at him
and wave with a smile.
Most Truckers Were Indeed Courteous
Let me be clear: Most truckers on the roads were very courteous
and professional. In about 2,400 miles of riding,
I had just a handful of unpleasant experiences with trailer trucks,
and there had to have been thousands of trucks that passed me over these days.
Many trucks have the company's
logo and a large number on the back for purposes of reporting inappropriate driving manners.
The local logging trucks in the South, with no company name on them, seemed
to be the worst mannered drivers, and that was indeed the type of truck
during the ugly incident in Chilton County.
Out there in America, at least by bicycle,
I obtained a greater understanding of the prevalence of trailer trucks and just how busy the
trucking industry is in America. All those
Hammer Gels, bottles of Gatorade
and assorted snacks I would eat daily ... they would not be in stores
without the hard work of truck drivers!
So yeah, maybe Glenn was right. In retrospect, I would rather toss hot sauce
in my eyes or lock myself in a room
that constantly played Brittany Spears songs before I rode this
stretch of highway again. To all road bicyclists out there,
you are wise to avoid Highway 82 from Centreville to Prattville. Even
without trailer truck traffic on weekends, it would be a marginal route at best.
Don't do it. Get your bicycling jollies somewhere else in Alabama. Stay away!
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